More Lines From Lessons… – part 3

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May 20, 2011 by mistergag

If you want to laugh you must meet teacher and pupils. They talk the best lines and here you can read some of them.

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Teacher takes one student to verbal response. She asks him:

-Change by cases adjective “famous”.

Pupil is doing it, but he forgets last changing – vocative.

-…and vocative… yyy…

-Ok. I can help you. When you call a famous actor, you say…

-Jennifer!!!

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Class is on a school trip to bunkers. Everybody is going by tunnels. Suddenly the teacher runs away from the bunkers and leaves class in underground. Some pupils are going to her. She is saying:

-It was so scary. There… can be bats. They would take off scalp and kill me. AAA!

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 Teacher brings to the class one book and shows it for class. He is telling about it.

-It’s very good book and we will talk about it during this school year. It’s so interesting. Wonderful cover! But don’t buy it. I bought it and but you’d better not.

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In class the teacher wants to show the pupils an experiment, but she doesn’t have one things.

-I don’t have plasticine. Do you have it?

-No…

-Oh. This terrible youth. They don’t have plasticine.

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Before the lesson, one pupil made a plane from report of other pupil. He’s telling about it to the teacher.

-He destroyed my report and made a plane.

-Can I see this plane? I must see how it flies.