April 9, 2011 by mistergag
The teacher wants to show his pupils a movie and asks the class:
-We have a problem! Can I turn on speakers if there is no internet?
One of the pupils is using a mobile phone during the lesson. The teacher takes it for punishment.
-What were you doing with the mobile phone?
-I was writing a text message.
-Your parents can get in the school office. They will be very angry. I’m curious… Who were you texting?
Teacher is explaining the subject of the lesson to his pupils. At the end she asks:
-Who doesn’t understand it?
One person puts his hand up:
-I don’t understand it.
-Attaboy! You get one point!
Teacher is leading a lesson. Suddenly one pupil takes off his shoes and begins taking off his socks. The teacher looks and says:
-Yyy… Could you put on your shoes? I don’t want to watch your feet.
It’s a lesson about book “The Little Prince”. Teacher ask one girl:
-What do you think about this reading?
Pupil is saying (pronounce as: isn’t saying):
She has got a closed mouth. It looks like a line on her face.
After a few minutes of silence, the teacher says to himself:
-This will go very wrong. I will ask another pupil.
After solving a crossword, the teacher asks one of the pupils what the final word – Iceland, means.
-Oh. You don’t remember. With what do you associate it with. You can guess.
-It’s.. the plane that lands on ice.